28 how boys favorite to lie
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28 how boys favorite to lie
. 我会再打电话给你。(下辈子吧!)
2. 其实我刚刚一直在想你。(昨天呢?前天呢?)
3. 我绝对不会告诉别人。(认识的人除外)
4. 你的过去我不在乎。(如果你没做什么坏事的话)
5. 妳是我的唯一……(唯一不知情的)
6.我对天发誓今生今世只爱你一个。(连老天都骗,最好选个黄日,一起在神明面前三柱
香!)
7.你的美充满灵性,是照相机抓不住的。(因为用的是傻瓜相机)
8.我加班还不都是因为你?(跟别的女人应酬真是辛苦啊!)
9. 我还是想跟你在一起。(即使他现在已有女朋友)
10.从来没有人给我这种感觉。(他有健忘症吧!)
ll.我爱你。(期限到他不爱你为止)
12.没有你,我会疯掉!(他不要你的时候,就会痊愈。)
13.我一定会离开她的!(等你死了以后吧!)
14.我跟她只是玩玩、我跟她之间只有性没有爱。(他敢说,你敢听吗?)
15.我累了,今晚不想。(跟别人就不会)
16.我不会做出对不起你的事。(他大概不清楚「对不起」三个字的意义吧!)
17.相信我,我跟她己经分了。(分?是分不清楚吧!)
l8.你是唯一了解我的人。(不!妳一点都不了解他!)
l9.我绝对不会说谎!(但是也不会说实话)
20.我真的配不上你、你对我真的太好了!(男人乞求原谅的绝招)
21.我末婚。(他有选择性失忆症)
22.我会照顾孩子的,请你放一百个心。(他连自己都照顾不了了)
23.这一次我是认真的!(又是他的口头禅)
24.那是我姊姊的小孩,不是我的。(他姊姊真倒霉,老是被连累。)
25.如果没有你,日子怎么过?(过几天看看,他还不是活得好好的?)
26.我下次不敢了。(如果狗改得了吃屎,就再给他一次机会吧!)
27.我最近会到南(北、中)部出差。(别忘了告诉他你在搜集旅馆的火柴盒,请他务必带回
来。)
28.我是为了你好。(省省吧!要听他说实话,等他长大吧!)
2. 其实我刚刚一直在想你。(昨天呢?前天呢?)
3. 我绝对不会告诉别人。(认识的人除外)
4. 你的过去我不在乎。(如果你没做什么坏事的话)
5. 妳是我的唯一……(唯一不知情的)
6.我对天发誓今生今世只爱你一个。(连老天都骗,最好选个黄日,一起在神明面前三柱
香!)
7.你的美充满灵性,是照相机抓不住的。(因为用的是傻瓜相机)
8.我加班还不都是因为你?(跟别的女人应酬真是辛苦啊!)
9. 我还是想跟你在一起。(即使他现在已有女朋友)
10.从来没有人给我这种感觉。(他有健忘症吧!)
ll.我爱你。(期限到他不爱你为止)
12.没有你,我会疯掉!(他不要你的时候,就会痊愈。)
13.我一定会离开她的!(等你死了以后吧!)
14.我跟她只是玩玩、我跟她之间只有性没有爱。(他敢说,你敢听吗?)
15.我累了,今晚不想。(跟别人就不会)
16.我不会做出对不起你的事。(他大概不清楚「对不起」三个字的意义吧!)
17.相信我,我跟她己经分了。(分?是分不清楚吧!)
l8.你是唯一了解我的人。(不!妳一点都不了解他!)
l9.我绝对不会说谎!(但是也不会说实话)
20.我真的配不上你、你对我真的太好了!(男人乞求原谅的绝招)
21.我末婚。(他有选择性失忆症)
22.我会照顾孩子的,请你放一百个心。(他连自己都照顾不了了)
23.这一次我是认真的!(又是他的口头禅)
24.那是我姊姊的小孩,不是我的。(他姊姊真倒霉,老是被连累。)
25.如果没有你,日子怎么过?(过几天看看,他还不是活得好好的?)
26.我下次不敢了。(如果狗改得了吃屎,就再给他一次机会吧!)
27.我最近会到南(北、中)部出差。(别忘了告诉他你在搜集旅馆的火柴盒,请他务必带回
来。)
28.我是为了你好。(省省吧!要听他说实话,等他长大吧!)
Re: 28 how boys favorite to lie
1. I will call you again. (next life!)
2. Fact, I think you just have. (Yesterday? Day before yesterday?)
3 I will not tell others. (Except for those who understand)
4. Your past, I do not care. (If you do not do bad things so)
5.you is my only ... (only the innocent)
6. Dear I swear this life i just love you one. (Even God is cheating, the best election-Huang, the three together in the face of the gods -
Incense! )
7. Your spirituality with the United States is unable to grasp the camera. (Fool because he used the camera)
8. Me overtime because you are not? (Socialize with other women really hard ah!)
9. Together, I still want to tell you. (Even if he now has a girlfriend)
10. No one has ever given me such a feeling. (He has amnesia!)
Ll. I love you. (Expires He does not love you so far)
12. Not you, I will crazy! (You do not have the time he would recover.)
13. Certainly I will leave her! (Such as after you die!)
14. Only play I told her, I told her of not only between love. (He can say, you dare to listen?)
15. Me tired, not tonight. (With others will not)
16. Sorry, I will not make you do. (He probably not "sorry" to the meaning of the words!)
17. Believe me, I took her at the Wingfield.
L8. You know, I was the only person. (No!you do not understand him!)
L9 and I certainly do not lie! (But it will also not telling the truth)
20 I really not match with you, I really too good for you! (Forgive the men begged the unique skills)
21. At the end of my marriage. (He has selective amnesia)
22 I will take care of the children, please put 100 heart. (He could not even take care of themselves are a)
23. This time I am serious! (He is the pet phrase)
24. That was my sister's child, not mine. (His sister unfortunely, always be adversely affected.)
25. Without you, how come? (A few days to see that he is not to live good?)
26. Afraid of me next.
27. Recently, I will go to the South (North, Central) of the mission. (Do not forget to tell him you collect hotel matchbox, he must be brought back
To. )
28. Me to Hello. (Province! To listen to him telling the truth, and so he grew up!)
2. Fact, I think you just have. (Yesterday? Day before yesterday?)
3 I will not tell others. (Except for those who understand)
4. Your past, I do not care. (If you do not do bad things so)
5.you is my only ... (only the innocent)
6. Dear I swear this life i just love you one. (Even God is cheating, the best election-Huang, the three together in the face of the gods -
Incense! )
7. Your spirituality with the United States is unable to grasp the camera. (Fool because he used the camera)
8. Me overtime because you are not? (Socialize with other women really hard ah!)
9. Together, I still want to tell you. (Even if he now has a girlfriend)
10. No one has ever given me such a feeling. (He has amnesia!)
Ll. I love you. (Expires He does not love you so far)
12. Not you, I will crazy! (You do not have the time he would recover.)
13. Certainly I will leave her! (Such as after you die!)
14. Only play I told her, I told her of not only between love. (He can say, you dare to listen?)
15. Me tired, not tonight. (With others will not)
16. Sorry, I will not make you do. (He probably not "sorry" to the meaning of the words!)
17. Believe me, I took her at the Wingfield.
L8. You know, I was the only person. (No!you do not understand him!)
L9 and I certainly do not lie! (But it will also not telling the truth)
20 I really not match with you, I really too good for you! (Forgive the men begged the unique skills)
21. At the end of my marriage. (He has selective amnesia)
22 I will take care of the children, please put 100 heart. (He could not even take care of themselves are a)
23. This time I am serious! (He is the pet phrase)
24. That was my sister's child, not mine. (His sister unfortunely, always be adversely affected.)
25. Without you, how come? (A few days to see that he is not to live good?)
26. Afraid of me next.
27. Recently, I will go to the South (North, Central) of the mission. (Do not forget to tell him you collect hotel matchbox, he must be brought back
To. )
28. Me to Hello. (Province! To listen to him telling the truth, and so he grew up!)
Re: 28 how boys favorite to lie
hahahaha
i think that was rynn skill ...
i think that was rynn skill ...
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Re: 28 how boys favorite to lie
oh... that means he lie girl is use that skill la...wahaha
Fish- lvl 10
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Re: 28 how boys favorite to lie
Rynn wrote:yalor, share with u all my secret lo!!! XD
so proud of u
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Re: 28 how boys favorite to lie
no girl before , didnt try any skill yet..Rynn wrote:why proud for me? show us ur skill too.
just hope that wont use your skill in future ...
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