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Post  Rynn Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:36 pm

話說一班去西雅圖既客機, 中途出現突發事故,不久將會墜機。

機上有五個人:機師、美女、富豪、牧師、學生,但係得四個降落傘。

機師一言不發,拎左一個降落傘就跳落去。

靚女見狀,忙道:「我咁靚,仲有大把青春,我唔死得架!」

於是佢拎左一個降落傘就跳落去。

富豪全身打哂冷震,道:「我咁有錢,仲未歎夠世界,我點可以死?...」

慌慌張張地快手拎左一個就跳落去。

機上剩番學生同牧師,兩人你望我,我望你,眼見飛機將會墜毀,

偉大既牧師向學生道:「少年,你有既係前途,好好讀書,將來要成為社會既棟樑!我都一把年紀啦,你拎最後既一個降落傘跳落去吧。」

學生忙道:「但係...」

牧師卻緊緊閉上了眼,唸道:「神啊,願我能與袮常在!願主祝福你們,你們必得救...」

學生不耐煩了,怒道:「你囉唆D咩,你同我都唔洗死!機上仲有兩個降落傘!」

牧師大驚,開眼一看,果然有兩個降落傘,奇道:「咦,點會咁架?!」

學生向機外一指,解釋道:「頭先果個富豪囉,無啦啦攞左我個書包就跳左落去...」
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Post  John Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:05 pm

hahaha !!!
wei, can let me know where u find these all funny joke ???
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Post  Rynn Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:06 pm

this is secret Smile
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